August 7, 2020

some amusing things i got off chaucer doth tweet:

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Q: What ys the hero Beowulfes favourite showe of televisioun?
A: Howe Ich met yower moder.

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Knocke knocke
Who ys ther?
Piers Plowman.
Piers Plowman who? A texte? B texte? C texte? How kan ye even saye that ye are 'ther'?

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[Chaucer rewrites popular songs]

Greetinges, derkenesse, friende of oolde. 
Agayne conference wyth thee Ich shall holde.

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Yet Ich am a creepe, and eek a weirdo. 
What taske do Ich heere to complecioun bringe? 
For trewelye, yn thys place for me nys no belonginge.


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wow.

  verye going then

such you and I

    eveninge ... / skye

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how patient
how etheryzed
how table


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wow woodes

   such miles

verye go 
                     howe sleepe

   such miles

verye go
  
                    howe sleepe

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