have i not been telling my sainted mother all these years that i’m not lazy?

my mother actually comes in to my room when i refuse to get up and sings a song:

小猪小猪肥嘟嘟
吃饱就睡呼噜噜
叫它起来它闭上眼
张嘴就说不! 不! 不!*)

(yes she’s that kind of mother.)

**roughly: piglet! piglet! roly poly piglet! you eat and you sleep and you snore! ask it to get up? it shuts its eyes and says no no no!