the perils of being right-handed in a left-handed householdme: i know it can work out either way, but lefthandedness does frequently run in families. are you sure you didn’t pick up the wrong baby in the hospital?
father, grinning: it’s possible, yes.
me: so what are you going to do if i was the wrong baby!
father, moving in for the kill: get rid of you without delay!!
me: OH!
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