April 9, 2020

(woe it is that i am frequently distracted by the good folk over at the toast.)

two medieval monks invent cartography:

MONK #2: what are you drawing right now
Asia?
MONK #1: yeah
MONK #2: you should put in a warning about lions
because there might be lions there
in Asia
and people need to know
MONK #1: are there lions in Asia?
MONK #2: yeah
probably
I mean if I were a lion
that�s the first place I�d go
MONK #1: okay I�ll put something in there
MONK #2: draw him bigger
MONK #1: what?
MONK #2: Draw the lion bigger
just in case the lions there are also giants
MONK #1: how do you know the lions there are giants?
MONK #2: I mean
how do you know the lions there aren�t giants
MONK #1: good point






 

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